I want to have your abortion
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
25 Men Confess The Moment They Knew They Wanted To Marry Their Wife
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You Wouldn’t Guess That These 25 Celebrities Are Complete A**holes
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday