11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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