We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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