found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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