its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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