You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
she pinky promised me she was 18
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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