this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
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Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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