I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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