I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
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maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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