Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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