You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i dont even know how to be here
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
