my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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