Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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