Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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