no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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