He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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