I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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