Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
worst night to have a conscience
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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