there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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