Who wears a wallet chain?!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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