just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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