ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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