I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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