Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
This baby is an asshole
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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