So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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