so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
