who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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