my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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