Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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