Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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