I wish you could order shots online.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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