In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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