I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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