this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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