yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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