I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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