the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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