IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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