omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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