Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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