That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
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