do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
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