u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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