I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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