and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Randomize
