So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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