My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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