Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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