My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Still dying that you shit outside
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
These tits shall not be calmed
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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