oh god the rape fog is back!
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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