i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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