just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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