weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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