Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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